the-magical-anon-overlord:

a-spoon-full-of-pixie-dust:

disney-magical:

Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit

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But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance 

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Imagine if they had a kid!

Let it groove
Let it grooove
Cant hold back all the moves

(via gardenmuffin)

scarvenrot:

Dude. You’re ticklish? No fucking way.

scarvenrot:

Dude. You’re ticklish? No fucking way.

(via lovejoker)

overthegaybow:

carcin9geneticist:

thehomospectrum:

mokomocha:

aleeyago:

babysitters are only human lusus prostitutes

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therapists are only human moirail prostitutes

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marriage counselors are only human auspistice prostitutes

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-FURIOUSLY TAKES NOTES-

Kanaya’s dating a prostitute
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(Source: officiallightyagami, via terezibats)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via eisen-und-blut)

lolsomeone-actually:

kanasayu:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

WHAT THE FUCK

Wut

(via draqonhood)

draqonhood:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

i saw my teacher at the store one time and he was buying hannah montana pencils for that reason and then he bought me a soda

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via cardboardox)

textsfromthe-avengers:

 

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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(via ectohomologist)

buttstar:

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really smooth Meenah~

(Source: , via gardenmuffin)